A Thread for Jokes

[Nexeria]

I believe nailed it with my clever title.

Anyways, this a thread for people to post jokes. They can be your own original jokes, jokes you've heard in your past, or quotes from your favorite comedians.

You're free to post whatever jokes you like. I just need everyone to remember that these are just jokes and should not be taken too seriously by the readers. In other words:

PLEASE DO NOT START ARGUMENTS IN THIS THREAD!

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Okay, I'll start:

"I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon." - Hannibal Burress

"I don't even know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time. And you know what? If I email somebody and they get upset about me using a comma instead of a semicolon, that's not a person I want to work with anyway. And that's how you weed people out of your life." - Another by Hannibal Burress

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!" - Saw it on Reddit.

I feel like Mr. Finale can relate to this next one:

"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time." - Bo Burnham

[Fi Skirata]

I feel like Mr. Finale can relate to this next one:

"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time." - Bo Burnham

I'm am so freaking done with you XD

[Megantron]

Bo Burnham is absolutely great. I could watch "what." repeatedly and still find it funny, which is strange because I don't usually like stand-up comedy.

"A steak pun is a rare medium well done."

[Nexeria]

Bo Burnham's stand up specials are pretty entertaining to watch. He's really good at stringing words together for his musical bits. Anyways, here's a quote from him:

"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own." - Bo Burnham

[Thade]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[Mr. Fountain]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I don't know. What?

[Thade]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I don't know. What?

...

[Fi Skirata]

OH SHIT. I JUST GOT IT. DAMN. XD

[Mr. Fountain]

Oh ._. *silently slips away in shame*

[Megantron]

Har har har.

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