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The Quote Vault
by Thade Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:01 pm
Orca so kindly suggested I create a topic where we post the bizarre, out of context quotes found in the forum and in the Skype chat. I reluctantly complained agreed. So go. Post things. Or else.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Fi Skirata Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:58 pm
Megantron wrote:Shut the fuck up before I glue your lips together.
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by DorkOrca Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:30 pm
Next 2 You wrote:If I want to get a boner from anime I'll just go watch Kiss x Sis.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Fi Skirata Tue Nov 03, 2015 8:14 pm
Thade wrote:I've met forty year olds who could run a marathon and then beat the shit out of me at the finish line.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by DorkOrca Tue Nov 10, 2015 10:53 pm
Thade wrote:I could just be a really smart twelve year old and you guys wouldn't be able to tell.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by DorkOrca Wed Nov 11, 2015 1:49 am
The Monts wrote:Spread some potatoes and molasses on these asses.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by DorkOrca Thu Nov 12, 2015 9:15 pm
Thade wrote:I was really short at the time, and I had to jerk it up quick or it would die on the floor.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Fi Skirata Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:07 pm
Mr. Fountain. wrote:But, how can she convey her love and adoration for you without cussing you out?
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Thade Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:15 pm
Orca wrote:Carl Sagan runs his hands slowly along your ribcage, trailing down until he reaches your empty pit of a stomach. He feels inside, gingerly stroking your spine. He says to you in a seductive tone, "Fifteen dollars and I'll give you the deluxe package ..."
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Megantron Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:01 pm
Thade wrote:"I've decided to ban everyone who doesn't post something on the forum in the next ten minutes. Go."
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Fi Skirata Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:36 am
Thade wrote:I want indescribable horrors, and I want you to describe them.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Nexeria Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:18 am
Mr. Fountain wrote:The quickest way to a woman's heart is also the bloodiest.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by DorkOrca Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:17 pm
Thade wrote:Because I like to smoke crack a lot.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Thade Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:10 pm
Megantron wrote:I just pop a Molly and then dance my face off for five hours straight and call it a year.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Nexeria Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:07 am
Mr. Finale wrote:*highfive* Manatee threesome!
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Thade Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:44 am
Fish wrote:The Holocaust is just so fucking funny.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Thade Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:20 am
Fish wrote:One cannot demand themselves quote vaulted, they must earn it!
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Nexeria Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:49 am
Mr. Fountain wrote:The ripples of that underwater earthquake still give birth to tsunamis that cause a Japanese child's basketball to be pulled into the endless torrents of the ocean until finally, after about 5 years and 8 months wind up on the shores of Washington where an old fisherman picks it up and stares at the strange drawing of dickbutt wondering what it is.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by DorkOrca Sat Apr 16, 2016 11:32 pm
Megantron wrote:Orca, just quote vault everything I say because everything I say is quote worthy.
Megantron wrote:DO IT FOR SATAN.
Megantron wrote:Fish is worst mod.
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Re: The Quote Vault
by Mr. Fountain Sat Apr 16, 2016 11:54 pm
Fish wrote:That's because Fountain lets me be the asshole so he can never have anyone mad at him.
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