The a Sentence Game!

This is a pretty simple game, we all work together to make a sentence, each of us contributing a word. We keep it going as long as it is still grammatically correct...

I'll start:

The

gods

have

eaten

all

My

children

- their

parents

seem

rather

bipedal

when

cannibals

eat

charred

children;

but

the

remains

have

decayed

and

not

blown