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Post by Mr. Fountain on Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:09 pm

Welcome to FNC! We aim to make the best fake news headlines in the world. I'll start.

Today, there was an earthquake in Nepal, and Mt. Everest fell over. It's gone.

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Post by Fi Skirata on Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:27 am

Today, President Barack Obama announced his intentions to run for his third term.

And now, Sports.

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Post by Megantron on Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:22 am

I actually sent this headline to my roommates the other day...


BREAKING NEWS: Angsty teens and 40 year old virgins everywhere are dying from a newly found Binge-Netflix Disorder.

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Post by Mr. Fountain on Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:36 am

New study shows that having a pebble stuck in one's shoe can increase a person's chance of getting schizophrenia by 20%. 

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Post by Fi Skirata on Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:41 am

Tonight at 5: Extremist Buddhism; the terrorist threat the nation doesn't really care about! Will your family be forced to tend to a zen garden? Find out!

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Post by Haydenn on Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:55 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Bernie Sanders personally accountable for Superstorm Sandy? More at 11, back to you Jodi.
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Post by Megantron on Mon Nov 02, 2015 6:45 pm

THIS JUST IN: Vaccines don't cause autism. Autism causes vaccines!

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Post by Fi Skirata on Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:39 pm

BREAKING NEWS: I'm not wearing pants. And now, the weather.

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Post by Nexeria on Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:38 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Sources say the perpetrator used a sledgehammer to physically break the news. Suspect is still on the loose. All news stations should continue broadcasting with caution and keep their doors locked at all times. More at 10, hopefully.

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Post by Fi Skirata on Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:33 am

BREAKING UPDATE: WORLD IN DISARRAY DUE TO FALLOUT 4 NOT RELEASING. BETHESDA CITES "ACTUALLY NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST" AS THE CAUSE.

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Post by Fi Skirata on Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:38 pm

THIS JUST IN!: Young man drops roommate's pizza. Young man later eaten by same roommate. Perpetrator's official statement: "He had it coming, that motherfucker."

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Post by Nexeria on Sat Apr 16, 2016 9:24 pm


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Post by Megantron on Thu May 05, 2016 6:33 pm

THIS JUST IN: MEGGO HAS BEEN FOUND TO BE A NEW UNIT OF MEASURE

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Post by Mr. Fountain on Thu May 12, 2016 5:15 pm

Tonight at 5: Just how many meggos does it take to get to the center of a lolipop?

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Post by Megantron on Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:05 pm

This just in: Meggo Kills Self to Be Just as Dead as This Forum

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Post by Mr. Fountain on Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:29 am

Tonight at Seven: Man wakes from death, deletes internet history, promptly dies again.

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