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A Thread for Jokes

Post by Nexeria on Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:15 am

I believe nailed it with my clever title.

Anyways, this a thread for people to post jokes. They can be your own original jokes, jokes you've heard in your past, or quotes from your favorite comedians.

You're free to post whatever jokes you like. I just need everyone to remember that these are just jokes and should not be taken too seriously by the readers. In other words:

PLEASE DO NOT START ARGUMENTS IN THIS THREAD!

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Okay, I'll start:

"I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon." - Hannibal Burress

"I don't even know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time. And you know what? If I email somebody and they get upset about me using a comma instead of a semicolon, that's not a person I want to work with anyway. And that's how you weed people out of your life." - Another by Hannibal Burress

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!" - Saw it on Reddit.

I feel like Mr. Finale can relate to this next one:

"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time." - Bo Burnham
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Re: A Thread for Jokes

Post by Fi Skirata on Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:46 am

Nexeria wrote:
I feel like Mr. Finale can relate to this next one:

"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time." - Bo Burnham

I'm am so freaking done with you XD

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Re: A Thread for Jokes

Post by Megantron on Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:48 am

Bo Burnham is absolutely great. I could watch "what." repeatedly and still find it funny, which is strange because I don't usually like stand-up comedy.

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Re: A Thread for Jokes

Post by Nexeria on Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:04 am

Bo Burnham's stand up specials are pretty entertaining to watch. He's really good at stringing words together for his musical bits. Anyways, here's a quote from him:

"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own." - Bo Burnham

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Re: A Thread for Jokes

Post by Mr. Fountain on Mon May 18, 2015 1:20 am

Thade wrote:What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I don't know. What?

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Re: A Thread for Jokes

Post by Fi Skirata on Mon May 18, 2015 5:08 pm

OH SHIT. I JUST GOT IT. DAMN. XD

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Re: A Thread for Jokes

Post by Mr. Fountain on Wed May 20, 2015 10:50 pm

Oh ._. *silently slips away in shame*

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Re: A Thread for Jokes

Post by Megantron on Fri May 22, 2015 10:11 am

Har har har.

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