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Fake News Channel
Welcome to FNC! We aim to make the best fake news headlines in the world. I'll start.
Today, there was an earthquake in Nepal, and Mt. Everest fell over. It's gone.
Today, there was an earthquake in Nepal, and Mt. Everest fell over. It's gone.
Mr. Fountain- Knight
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Today, President Barack Obama announced his intentions to run for his third term.
And now, Sports.
And now, Sports.
Fi Skirata- Knight
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I actually sent this headline to my roommates the other day...
BREAKING NEWS: Angsty teens and 40 year old virgins everywhere are dying from a newly found Binge-Netflix Disorder.
BREAKING NEWS: Angsty teens and 40 year old virgins everywhere are dying from a newly found Binge-Netflix Disorder.
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New study shows that having a pebble stuck in one's shoe can increase a person's chance of getting schizophrenia by 20%.
Mr. Fountain- Knight
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Tonight at 5: Extremist Buddhism; the terrorist threat the nation doesn't really care about! Will your family be forced to tend to a zen garden? Find out!
Fi Skirata- Knight
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BREAKING NEWS: Bernie Sanders personally accountable for Superstorm Sandy? More at 11, back to you Jodi.
Haydenn- Serf
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BREAKING NEWS: I'm not wearing pants. And now, the weather.
Fi Skirata- Knight
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BREAKING NEWS: Sources say the perpetrator used a sledgehammer to physically break the news. Suspect is still on the loose. All news stations should continue broadcasting with caution and keep their doors locked at all times. More at 10, hopefully.
Nexeria- Esquire
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BREAKING UPDATE: WORLD IN DISARRAY DUE TO FALLOUT 4 NOT RELEASING. BETHESDA CITES "ACTUALLY NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST" AS THE CAUSE.
Fi Skirata- Knight
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THIS JUST IN!: Young man drops roommate's pizza. Young man later eaten by same roommate. Perpetrator's official statement: "He had it coming, that motherfucker."
Fi Skirata- Knight
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Tonight at 5: Just how many meggos does it take to get to the center of a lolipop?
Mr. Fountain- Knight
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Tonight at Seven: Man wakes from death, deletes internet history, promptly dies again.
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