King of the Hill

This is a simple and silly game. All you do is knock the previous poster off the top of the hill in an elaborate, insane, amazing, or hilarious way and take your rightful place atop the hill. You can also reclaim your spot if it is taken from you.

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Mr. Fountain scales the side of the hill with nothing but deathclaw gauntlets and plants his flog at the zenith.

Mr. Finale catches a ride on a passing meteor, crushing Mr. Fountain, and claiming the new, higher, spot atop the hill.

Emo rides tiger up the hill and as he approaches Mr. Finale he uses his jetpack to do a flying roundhouse kick and knock him off the hill, claiming it as his own.

Mr. Finale telefrags EmotheKing. "My hill. Bitch."

Mr. Fountain teleports into Mr. Finale and forms a grotesque mistake of science and technology. However, Mr. Fountain is the dominant mind of this side creature. "My *horrible wheezing noise* hill."

Megantron uses her necromancy to raise the dead whom she commands to dismember Mr. Fountain, claiming top of the hill as her own.

Mr. Fountain uses a horcrux to reassemble himself and then casts acid splash on Megantron. "The Hill is mine!"

An undead Mr. Finale devours Mr. Fountain and stumbles up the hill.

Suddenly, the undead Mr. Finale falls to ground as his kneecaps go flying into the distance. He then looks over to see Nexeria, his former friend, walking up the hill holding a smoking Colt Python 357. Nex kneels down over the monster, holding back his emotions as he places the revolver to the creature's temple.

Letting out an anguished scream, Nex closes his eyes and pulls the trigger. Nex takes a moment to mourn the loss of his friend before carrying his corpse down the hill and burying it.

Nex then climbs back up the hill, realizing that he could fortify it given the time, and so Nex began his five year contruction of the Hilltop Community.

The community now prospers greatly after years of war, famine, and the undead plague. Nex, the beloved ruler of wasteland, sits atop the balcony of his scrap metal mansion, looking out into the great beyond, wondering what dangers await him and people.

Then, out of nowhere and with no explanation, a figure appears in the center of Nexeria's fort.
"Hello, mind leaving my hill... and cleaning up the mess? no? fine"
the figure takes a step forward and touches Nexeria, who is then teleported off of the hill, 5000ft in the air. You know what happens next.

Well geez. Nodney straight up gets all Sheogorath in this shit.
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Mr. Finale (now cured of the zombie virus he previously contracted) steps onto the hill-fort, with a giant snake behind him. "Meet Nibbles." Nibbles the snake devours the current Hill-holdes, and Mr. Finale claims the Hill-Town as his own, and everyone begins worshiping their new snake god.

A skinless, half-digested hand forces itself out of Mr. Finale's navel, and Mr. Fountain emerges from Mr. Finales stomach and rips himself out of Finale's torso. In a state of half-death and half-madness, Mr. Fountain tears out Finale's heart and offers it to Nibbles the Snake-God. In return for the gift, Nibbles casts a healing spell on Mr. Fountain and he is revived fully.

Mr. Finale's evil and cruel heart possesses Nibbles, who becomes an incarnation of Finale's will. Nibbles constricts Mr. Fountain, crushing his frail body. The people of the Hill-fort-village-whatever begin worshipping Mr. Finale-Nibbles.

On a beautiful night, as Earthmaze was walking in the mountains, he stumble upon a cliff, from the cliff the view was amazing, he could see the nebula and the whole world, but in the middle of the panorama there was a huge city made of steel and corpses.

Could it be the legendary '' City of the hill '' ?...
he whispered

He then look at his spear, on top of it, there was a red flag. He then vows to put his flag on the top of this hill, but before that he must kill the snake god
and all of his cult members.

The journey to the hill was long, but when he arrived, It was night again, but the sky was red and ugly because of the activites of the City. He climbed on the
walls of the City, and at the top of one of them he saw a big shrine in the middle of the city, on the top of the shrine there was a giant snake, Mr.Finale, the
mighty god.

Earthmaze took his spear and threw it in the middle of
the City, the spear lodged in the head of the snake, killing him . The Red flag was floating proudly in the wind, all of the cult members, seeing that their god
was not immortal, ate his corpse and they died because his blood was poisonous.

Megantron marches up the hill and pushes Earthmaze off of it.


VICTORY!!

Fountain walks up to Megantron and uses his 100 speech and 10 charisma to woo her and convince her to climb down the hill.

Fountain's body is impaled by a flag falling through the sky. The flag unfurls, with a glorious picture of me on it.

The hill is mine. I was too lazy to go there myself so I just shot a flag.

A large rebellion in Fountain's honor rises up against the usurper Finale.

Mr. Fountain wrote:A large rebellion in Fountain's honor rises up against the usurper Finale.

A nuclear missile is dropped on the hill, killing them all. I launch a new flag.

The nuclear radiation dissolves the flag and I walk up with a lead-based flag and anti-rad suit. I plant the flag. The irradiated hill is mine.

After many months, I hire a gunman to kill Mr. Fountain, the King of the Hill during a parade.

When the gunman fails, I kill Mr. Fountain with a handgun from a grassy knoll.

All I take my position as king of the hill, I whisper "Oswald was a fag."

Throws a spear that impales Fish's chest and knocks him off the other side of the hill.

I place a flag on top and claim my spot.

After thousands of years of erosion, a strange rock formation forms on the hill. It looks like a stone and rocky flag with my face on it.

I've technically claimed my spot.